virtualcomedycafe.com
https://www.virtualcomedycafe.com/
Ranks Overall #918 Built Awesome #665
Data from Oct 6, 2026, 5:09 AM UTC old Measured once a week · 7 runs since Aug 21, 2026
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Lab data is measured using Lighthouse, Mobile mode unless otherwise specified. Field data is reported from Chrome UX Report (using p75 measurements).
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Lighthouse Scores LAB Simulated
Metrics LAB
No field data: the Chrome UX Report is not being collected for this project, so every figure below is from the Lighthouse run.
| Metric | Lab Simulated | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Value | Change / range | Trend | |
| LCP CWV (estimate) Largest Contentful Paint | 3.76 s needs work | ↑ +1458 ms (+63.4%) significant 1.74 s – 3.76 s | |
| INP CWV Interaction to Next Paint — field only, no lab run can measure it | n/a | — | |
| CLS CWV (estimate) Cumulative Layout Shift | 0 good | → no change 0 – 0 | |
| TBT Total Blocking Time | 329 ms needs work | ↓ -9 ms (-2.7%) 117 ms – 395 ms | |
| FCP First Contentful Paint | 824 ms good | ↓ -40 ms (-4.6%) 817 ms – 1.05 s | |
| Speed Index | 824 ms good | ↓ -40 ms (-4.6%) 817 ms – 1.05 s | |
| TTFB Time to First Byte | 606 ms good | ↓ -42 ms (-6.5%) 606 ms – 780 ms | |
LCP Subparts LAB Unthrottled
The subparts attribute LCP to your server, resource discovery, download, or rendering. Note that the Lab LCP shown above is a simulated throttled estimate.
Page weight
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Page Weight | 2.86 MB | ↓ -82 B 2.85 MB – 2.86 MB | |
| Requests | 14 | → no change 14 – 14 | |
| Third-party Weight | 58.9 kB | ↓ -18 B 58.7 kB – 59.5 kB | |
| Third-party CPU | 40 ms | ↑ +4 ms (+9.6%) 29 ms – 40 ms | |
| Unused JS | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B | |
| Unused CSS | 21.3 kB | → no change 21.3 kB – 21.3 kB |
By resource type
| Type | Transfer | Share | Size | Requests |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| image | 97.6% | 2.78 MB | 10 | |
| script | 2.1% | 58.9 kB | 2 | |
| document | 0.3% | 8.0 kB | 1 | |
| Total | 2.86 MB | 14 |
Third parties 2 entities
| Entity | Transfer | Size | Main thread Simulated |
|---|---|---|---|
| Netlify | 55.0 kB | 31 ms | |
| JSDelivr CDN | 3.9 kB | 9 ms | |
| Total | 58.9 kB | 40 ms |
Page health
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Thread Work | 725 ms | ↓ -193 ms (-21%) significant 650 ms – 969 ms | |
| Long Tasks | 3 | ↓ -1 (-25%) significant 3 – 4 | |
| DOM Elements | 138 | → no change 138 – 138 | |
| Axe Violations Violating nodes from a full Axe CLI run (more than Lighthouse reports) | 1 | → no change 1 – 1 | |
| A11y Failures | 0 | → no change 0 – 0 | |
| A11y Failing Nodes | 0 | → no change 0 – 0 |
Main thread work
| Task | Time | Share | Duration Simulated |
|---|---|---|---|
| other | 57% | 414 ms | |
| script evaluation | 20% | 142 ms | |
| style layout | 14% | 104 ms | |
| script parse compile | 6% | 40 ms | |
| parse HTML | 2% | 13 ms | |
| paint composite render | 2% | 12 ms | |
| Total | 725 ms |
Axe violations axe-core 4.13.0, full rule set
1 violating node across 1 rule, 287 passing. This is a standalone Axe CLI run and is stricter than the subset Lighthouse already includes.
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moderate
page-has-heading-one— Page should contain a level-one heading 1 nodeOffending element
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html<html data-current="home" lang="en">
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Measurement log
Every stored run for this URL, newest first.
| When | Scores | Perf | LCP | CLS | TBT | Weight | Runs | Spread | Bench | Took | Archive |
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| Oct 6, 2026, 5:09 AM UTC | 82 | 3.76 s | 0 | 329 ms | 2.86 MB | 3/3 | ±9 | 2,507 +1% | 23.7s |
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| Sep 28, 2026, 11:51 PM UTC | 90 | 2.30 s | 0 | 338 ms | 2.86 MB | 3/3 | ±5 | 2,327 -6% | 23.5s |
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| Sep 21, 2026, 7:59 PM UTC | 88 | 2.40 s | 0 | 395 ms | 2.86 MB | 3/3 | ±6 | 2,357 -5% | 22.6s |
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| Sep 14, 2026, 5:53 PM UTC | 97 | 2.28 s | 0 | 117 ms | 2.85 MB | 3/3 | ±6 | 2,694 +8% | 23.9s |
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| Sep 7, 2026, 3:01 PM UTC | 91 | 2.25 s | 0 | 333 ms | 2.86 MB | 3/3 | ±7 | 2,333 -6% | 22.5s |
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| Aug 31, 2026, 10:41 AM UTC | 86 | 3.76 s | 0 | 209 ms | 2.85 MB | 3/3 | ±14 | 2,499 +1% | 22.8s |
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| Aug 21, 2026, 2:44 PM UTC | 93 | 1.74 s | 0 | 300 ms | 2.85 MB | 3/3 | ±3 | 2,311 -7% | 155.1s |
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