themidgeekcrisis.app
https://www.themidgeekcrisis.app/
Ranks Overall #242 Built Awesome #189
Data from Oct 6, 2026, 6:52 PM UTC old Measured once a week · 8 runs since Aug 21, 2026
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Lab data is measured using Lighthouse, Mobile mode unless otherwise specified. Field data is reported from Chrome UX Report (using p75 measurements).
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Lighthouse Scores LAB Simulated
Metrics LAB
No field data: the Chrome UX Report is not being collected for this project, so every figure below is from the Lighthouse run.
| Metric | Lab Simulated | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Value | Change / range | Trend | |
| LCP CWV (estimate) Largest Contentful Paint | 1.73 s good | ↓ -23 ms (-1.3%) 1.73 s – 1.95 s | |
| INP CWV Interaction to Next Paint — field only, no lab run can measure it | n/a | — | |
| CLS CWV (estimate) Cumulative Layout Shift | 0 good | → no change 0 – 0 | |
| TBT Total Blocking Time | 0 ms good | → no change 0 ms – 0 ms | |
| FCP First Contentful Paint | 1.73 s good | ↓ -23 ms (-1.3%) 1.72 s – 1.88 s | |
| Speed Index | 1.73 s good | ↓ -23 ms (-1.3%) 1.72 s – 1.88 s | |
| TTFB Time to First Byte | 509 ms good | ↓ -137 ms (-21.2%) 465 ms – 673 ms | |
LCP Subparts LAB Unthrottled
The subparts attribute LCP to your server, resource discovery, download, or rendering. Note that the Lab LCP shown above is a simulated throttled estimate.
Page weight
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Page Weight | 199 kB | ↑ +3.0 kB (+1.6%) 188 kB – 208 kB | |
| Requests | 30 | → no change 30 – 32 | |
| Third-party Weight | 10.2 kB | → no change 9.6 kB – 11.5 kB | |
| Third-party CPU | 5 ms | → no change 3 ms – 6 ms | |
| Unused JS | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B | |
| Unused CSS | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B |
By resource type
| Type | Transfer | Share | Size | Requests |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| image | 61.1% | 117 kB | 22 | |
| other | 19.1% | 36.6 kB | 3 | |
| document | 10.2% | 19.5 kB | 1 | |
| script | 6% | 11.4 kB | 2 | |
| stylesheet | 3.7% | 7.1 kB | 1 | |
| Total | 199 kB | 30 |
Third parties 1 entities
| Entity | Transfer | Size | Main thread Simulated |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cloudflare | 10.2 kB | 5 ms | |
| Total | 10.2 kB | 5 ms |
Page health
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Thread Work | 386 ms | ↓ -32 ms (-7.7%) 293 ms – 426 ms | |
| Long Tasks | 0 | → no change 0 – 1 | |
| DOM Elements | 1,249 | → no change 1,249 – 1,249 | |
| Axe Violations Violating nodes from a full Axe CLI run (more than Lighthouse reports) | 0 | → no change 0 – 1 | |
| A11y Failures | 0 | → no change 0 – 0 | |
| A11y Failing Nodes | 0 | → no change 0 – 0 |
Main thread work
| Task | Time | Share | Duration Simulated |
|---|---|---|---|
| other | 46% | 178 ms | |
| style layout | 21% | 80 ms | |
| script evaluation | 13% | 52 ms | |
| parse HTML | 10% | 38 ms | |
| paint composite render | 10% | 37 ms | |
| script parse compile | 0% | 1 ms | |
| Total | 386 ms |
Axe violations axe-core 4.13.0, full rule set
0 violating nodes across 0 rules, 2475 passing. This is a standalone Axe CLI run and is stricter than the subset Lighthouse already includes.
Hygiene
Measurement log
Every stored run for this URL, newest first.
| When | Scores | Perf | LCP | CLS | TBT | Weight | Runs | Spread | Bench | Took | Archive |
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| Oct 6, 2026, 6:52 PM UTC | 99 | 1.73 s | 0 | 0 ms | 199 kB | 3/3 | ±8 | 2,449 -1% | 33.2s |
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| Sep 29, 2026, 5:47 PM UTC | 99 | 1.75 s | 0 | 0 ms | 196 kB | 3/3 | ±1 | 2,447 -2% | 29.8s |
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| Sep 22, 2026, 2:27 PM UTC | 99 | 1.74 s | 0 | 0 ms | 188 kB | 3/3 | ±35 | 3,571 +44% | 35.6s |
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| Sep 15, 2026, 11:15 AM UTC | 99 | 1.77 s | 0 | 0 ms | 206 kB | 3/3 | ±18 | 2,279 -8% | 30.3s |
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| Sep 8, 2026, 10:43 AM UTC | 98 | 1.95 s | 0 | 0 ms | 194 kB | 3/3 | ±1 | 2,497 0% | 30s |
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| Sep 1, 2026, 7:23 AM UTC | 98 | 1.95 s | 0 | 0 ms | 194 kB | 3/3 | ±19 | 2,320 -7% | 28.9s |
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| Aug 30, 2026, 11:24 PM UTC | TRACING_ALREADY_STARTED: An internal Chrome error occurred. Please restart Chrome and try re-running Lighthouse. |
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| Aug 21, 2026, 12:46 PM UTC | 98 | 1.88 s | 0 | 0 ms | 208 kB | 3/3 | ±13 | 2,224 -11% | 32.2s |
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