teacupgorilla.com
https://www.teacupgorilla.com/
Ranks Overall #1,443 Built Awesome #975
Data from Oct 5, 2026, 11:54 PM UTC old Measured once a week · 7 runs since Aug 21, 2026
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Lab data is measured using Lighthouse, Mobile mode unless otherwise specified. Field data is reported from Chrome UX Report (using p75 measurements).
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Lighthouse Scores LAB Simulated
Metrics LAB
No field data: the Chrome UX Report is not being collected for this project, so every figure below is from the Lighthouse run.
| Metric | Lab Simulated | ||
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| Value | Change / range | Trend | |
| LCP CWV (estimate) Largest Contentful Paint | 3.00 s needs work | ↓ -1 ms 3.00 s – 6.77 s | |
| INP CWV Interaction to Next Paint — field only, no lab run can measure it | n/a | — | |
| CLS CWV (estimate) Cumulative Layout Shift | 0.005 good | → no change 0.005 – 0.032 | |
| TBT Total Blocking Time | 0 ms good | → no change 0 ms – 29 ms | |
| FCP First Contentful Paint | 2.40 s needs work | ↓ -1 ms 1.99 s – 2.40 s | |
| Speed Index | 2.40 s good | ↓ -1 ms 1.99 s – 2.40 s | |
| TTFB Time to First Byte | 604 ms good | ↓ -1 ms (-0.2%) 604 ms – 641 ms | |
LCP Subparts LAB Unthrottled
The subparts attribute LCP to your server, resource discovery, download, or rendering. Note that the Lab LCP shown above is a simulated throttled estimate.
Page weight
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Page Weight | 1.45 MB | ↑ +181.9 kB (+14.8%) significant 1.25 MB – 1.45 MB | |
| Requests | 78 | ↑ +5 (+6.8%) significant 73 – 78 | |
| Third-party Weight | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B | |
| Third-party CPU | 0 ms | → no change 0 ms – 0 ms | |
| Unused JS | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B | |
| Unused CSS | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B |
By resource type
| Type | Transfer | Share | Size | Requests |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| script | 73.5% | 1.06 MB | 38 | |
| image | 10.2% | 148 kB | 7 | |
| font | 8% | 115 kB | 6 | |
| document | 4.3% | 62.5 kB | 8 | |
| stylesheet | 3.7% | 53.2 kB | 11 | |
| other | 0.3% | 3.9 kB | 7 | |
| Total | 1.45 MB | 78 |
Page health
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Thread Work | 771 ms | ↑ +65 ms (+9.1%) 477 ms – 977 ms | |
| Long Tasks | 3 | ↑ +2 (+200%) 0 – 5 | |
| DOM Elements | 1,099 | → no change 1,099 – 1,099 | |
| Axe Violations Violating nodes from a full Axe CLI run (more than Lighthouse reports) | 30 | → no change 30 – 30 | |
| A11y Failures | 1 | → no change 1 – 1 | |
| A11y Failing Nodes | 4 | → no change 4 – 4 |
Main thread work
| Task | Time | Share | Duration Simulated |
|---|---|---|---|
| style layout | 41% | 320 ms | |
| other | 36% | 276 ms | |
| paint composite render | 15% | 119 ms | |
| parse HTML | 6% | 46 ms | |
| script evaluation | 1% | 11 ms | |
| script parse compile | 0% | 0 ms | |
| Total | 771 ms |
Axe violations axe-core 4.13.0, full rule set
30 violating nodes across 3 rules, 1872 passing. This is a standalone Axe CLI run and is stricter than the subset Lighthouse already includes.
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color-contrast— Elements must meet minimum color contrast ratio thresholds 17 nodesOffending elements (5 of 17)
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iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1) >>> li:nth-child(1) > .tracktime<span class="tracktime">04:23</span> -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1) >>> li:nth-child(2) > .tracktime<span class="tracktime">03:21</span> -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1) >>> li:nth-child(3) > .tracktime<span class="tracktime">04:01</span> -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1) >>> li:nth-child(4) > .tracktime<span class="tracktime">03:03</span> -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1) >>> li:nth-child(5) > .tracktime<span class="tracktime">02:47</span>
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link-name— Links must have discernible text 9 nodesOffending elements (5 of 9)
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iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1) >>> #artarea > .logo[target="_blank"]<a class="logo" href="https://teacupgorilla.bandcamp.com/album/jane-eyre-no-net-ensnares-me?from=embed" target="_blank"><span class="icon"> </span></a> -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1) >>> .artlink<a class="artlink" href="https://teacupgorilla.bandcamp.com/album/jane-eyre-no-net-ensnares-me?from=embed"> <div class="art item"></div> </a> -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1) >>> .info > .logo[target="_blank"]<a class="logo" href="https://teacupgorilla.bandcamp.com/album/jane-eyre-no-net-ensnares-me?from=embed" target="_blank"><span class="icon"> </span></a> -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(2) >>> #artarea > .logo[target="_blank"]<a class="logo" href="https://teacupgorilla.bandcamp.com/album/whiskey-from-strangers?from=embed" target="_blank"><span class="icon"> </span></a> -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(2) >>> .artlink<a class="artlink" href="https://teacupgorilla.bandcamp.com/album/whiskey-from-strangers?from=embed"> <div class="art item"></div> </a>
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frame-title— Frames must have an accessible name 4 nodesOffending elements
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iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(1)<iframe src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=2380518564/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=de270f/artwork=small/transparent=true/" width="100%" height="315" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscre… -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(2)<iframe src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=988751339/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=de270f/artwork=small/transparent=true/" width="100%" height="315" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscree… -
iframe[width="100%"][height="315"]:nth-child(3)<iframe src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=1383025660/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=de270f/artwork=small/transparent=true/" width="100%" height="315" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscre… -
iframe[width="640"]<iframe src="https://player.vimeo.com/video/203945682" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" mozallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>
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Accessibility failures 1 of 18 audits
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frame-title— `<frame>` or `<iframe>` elements do not have a title 4 nodes
Best Practices failures 2 of 19 audits
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third-party-cookies— Uses third-party cookies 2 items -
inspector-issues— Issues were logged in the `Issues` panel in Chrome Devtools 1 item
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Measurement log
Every stored run for this URL, newest first.
| When | Scores | Perf | LCP | CLS | TBT | Weight | Runs | Spread | Bench | Took | Archive |
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| Oct 5, 2026, 11:54 PM UTC | 91 | 3.00 s | 0.005 | 0 ms | 1.45 MB | 3/3 | ±34 | 2,436 -2% | 44.3s |
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| Sep 28, 2026, 6:33 PM UTC | 91 | 3.00 s | 0.005 | 0 ms | 1.26 MB | 3/3 | ±29 | 2,239 -10% | 49.7s |
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| Sep 21, 2026, 2:56 PM UTC | 75 | 6.66 s | 0.005 | 0 ms | 1.26 MB | 3/3 | ±29 | 3,568 +44% | 46.5s |
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| Sep 14, 2026, 11:58 AM UTC | 80 | 5.10 s | 0.005 | 29 ms | 1.26 MB | 3/3 | ±14 | 2,445 -2% | 44.7s |
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| Sep 7, 2026, 9:07 AM UTC | 82 | 4.53 s | 0.032 | 3 ms | 1.39 MB | 3/3 | ±30 | 2,748 +11% | 43.9s |
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| Aug 31, 2026, 4:02 AM UTC | 75 | 6.77 s | 0.005 | 13 ms | 1.26 MB | 3/3 | ±35 | 2,358 -5% | 50.2s |
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| Aug 21, 2026, 8:24 PM UTC | 91 | 3.00 s | 0.032 | 0 ms | 1.25 MB | 3/3 | ±33 | 2,492 0% | 46.1s |
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