theparchmentpaladin.com
https://theparchmentpaladin.com/
Ranks Overall #1,525 Built Awesome #1,010
Data from Oct 4, 2026, 10:49 PM UTC old Measured once a week · 7 runs since Aug 21, 2026
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Lab data is measured using Lighthouse, Mobile mode unless otherwise specified. Field data is reported from Chrome UX Report (using p75 measurements).
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Lighthouse Scores LAB Simulated
Metrics LAB
No field data: the Chrome UX Report is not being collected for this project, so every figure below is from the Lighthouse run.
| Metric | Lab Simulated | ||
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| Value | Change / range | Trend | |
| LCP CWV (estimate) Largest Contentful Paint | 2.61 s needs work | ↓ -21101 ms (-89%) 1.91 s – 23.75 s | |
| INP CWV Interaction to Next Paint — field only, no lab run can measure it | n/a | — | |
| CLS CWV (estimate) Cumulative Layout Shift | 0.236 needs work | ↑ +0.168 (+247.1%) 0.040 – 0.355 | |
| TBT Total Blocking Time | 58 ms good | ↓ -91 ms (-61.1%) 39 ms – 149 ms | |
| FCP First Contentful Paint | 1.71 s good | ↓ -740 ms (-30.2%) significant 1.71 s – 2.50 s | |
| Speed Index | 1.71 s good | ↓ -740 ms (-30.2%) significant 1.71 s – 2.50 s | |
| TTFB Time to First Byte | 640 ms good | ↑ +36 ms (+6%) 604 ms – 802 ms | |
LCP Subparts LAB Unthrottled
The subparts attribute LCP to your server, resource discovery, download, or rendering. Note that the Lab LCP shown above is a simulated throttled estimate.
Page weight
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Page Weight | 4.45 MB | ↑ +1.9 kB 4.44 MB – 4.45 MB | |
| Requests | 15 | → no change 15 – 16 | |
| Third-party Weight | 2.42 MB | ↑ +1.8 kB (+0.1%) 2.41 MB – 2.42 MB | |
| Third-party CPU | 56 ms | ↓ -9 ms (-13.5%) 45 ms – 69 ms | |
| Unused JS | 76.6 kB | ↑ +754 B (+1%) 71.5 kB – 76.6 kB | |
| Unused CSS | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B |
By resource type
| Type | Transfer | Share | Size | Requests |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| image | 94.6% | 4.21 MB | 6 | |
| script | 4% | 178 kB | 1 | |
| font | 1.2% | 53.8 kB | 3 | |
| document | 0.1% | 4.1 kB | 1 | |
| other | 0.1% | 2.7 kB | 2 | |
| stylesheet | <0.1% | 1.0 kB | 2 | |
| Total | 4.45 MB | 15 |
Third parties 3 entities
| Entity | Transfer | Size | Main thread Simulated |
|---|---|---|---|
| Imgur | 2.20 MB | 0 ms | |
| Google Tag Manager | 178 kB | 56 ms | |
| Google Fonts | 41.9 kB | 0 ms | |
| Total | 2.42 MB | 56 ms |
Page health
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Thread Work | 507 ms | ↓ -236 ms (-31.7%) 437 ms – 743 ms | |
| Long Tasks | 2 | ↓ -1 (-33.3%) 2 – 3 | |
| DOM Elements | 46 | → no change 46 – 46 | |
| Axe Violations Violating nodes from a full Axe CLI run (more than Lighthouse reports) | 6 | → no change 6 – 6 | |
| A11y Failures | 4 | → no change 4 – 4 | |
| A11y Failing Nodes | 6 | → no change 6 – 6 |
Main thread work
| Task | Time | Share | Duration Simulated |
|---|---|---|---|
| script evaluation | 39% | 196 ms | |
| other | 29% | 149 ms | |
| style layout | 19% | 96 ms | |
| script parse compile | 8% | 40 ms | |
| paint composite render | 4% | 20 ms | |
| parse HTML | 1% | 7 ms | |
| Total | 507 ms |
Axe violations axe-core 4.13.0, full rule set
6 violating nodes across 4 rules, 110 passing. This is a standalone Axe CLI run and is stricter than the subset Lighthouse already includes.
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critical
image-alt— Images must have alternative text 3 nodesOffending elements
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#logo<img id="logo" src="/img/logo.png"> -
#tagline<img id="tagline" src="/img/tagline.svg"> -
#rss<img id="rss" src="/img/rss2.png">
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moderate
heading-order— Heading levels should only increase by one 1 nodeOffending element
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#converting-from-2e-to-5e<h4 id="converting-from-2e-to-5e" tabindex="-1">Converting from 2E to 5E <a class="header-anchor" href="#converting-from-2e-to-5e">#</a></h4>
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serious
link-name— Links must have discernible text 1 nodeOffending element
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.home-link<a href="/" class="home-link"><img id="logo" src="/img/logo.png"></a>
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serious
list— <ul> and <ol> must only directly contain <li>, <script> or <template> elements 1 nodeOffending element
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ul<ul class="nav">
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Accessibility failures 4 of 20 audits
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image-alt— Image elements do not have `[alt]` attributes 3 nodes -
heading-order— Heading elements are not in a sequentially-descending order 1 node -
link-name— Links do not have a discernible name 1 node -
list— Lists do not contain only `<li>` elements and script supporting elements (`<script>` and `<template>`). 1 node
SEO failures 1 of 8 audits
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image-alt— Image elements do not have `[alt]` attributes 3 items
Hygiene
Measurement log
Every stored run for this URL, newest first.
| When | Scores | Perf | LCP | CLS | TBT | Weight | Runs | Spread | Bench | Took | Archive |
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| Oct 4, 2026, 10:49 PM UTC | 84 | 2.61 s | 0.236 | 58 ms | 4.45 MB | 3/3 | ±4 | 2,638 +6% | 22.3s |
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| Sep 27, 2026, 8:59 PM UTC | 69 | 23.71 s | 0.068 | 149 ms | 4.45 MB | 3/3 | ±12 | 2,493 0% | 21.9s |
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| Sep 20, 2026, 2:38 PM UTC | 71 | 13.10 s | 0.041 | 75 ms | 4.45 MB | 3/3 | ±26 | 3,407 +37% | 21s |
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| Sep 13, 2026, 1:52 PM UTC | 70 | 23.75 s | 0.068 | 125 ms | 4.45 MB | 3/3 | ±6 | 2,312 -7% | 21.3s |
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| Sep 6, 2026, 10:28 AM UTC | 78 | 3.18 s | 0.225 | 83 ms | 4.45 MB | 3/3 | ±10 | 2,489 0% | 22.2s |
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| Aug 30, 2026, 8:03 AM UTC | 70 | 23.72 s | 0.040 | 133 ms | 4.44 MB | 2/3 | ±6 | 2,489 0% | 47.8s |
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| Aug 21, 2026, 8:47 AM UTC | 81 | 1.91 s | 0.355 | 39 ms | 4.45 MB | 3/3 | ±31 | 3,267 +31% | 22.1s |
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