thejollyteapot.com
Ranks Overall #540 Built Awesome #439
Data from Sep 6, 2026, 2:03 PM UTC old Measured once a week · 3 runs since Aug 21, 2026
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Lighthouse benchmark index was 4,296, 73% faster than this project's median of 2,481. CPU-bound metrics — TBT, TTI, main thread work — are affected by this and may have moved without the site changing at all.
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Lighthouse Scores
Metrics Lighthouse, mobile
No field data: the Chrome UX Report is not being collected for this project, so every figure below is from the Lighthouse run.
| Metric | Lab Lighthouse | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Value | Change / range | Trend | |
| LCP CWV (estimate) Largest Contentful Paint | 906 ms good | ↓ -15 ms (-1.6%) 888 ms – 921 ms | |
| INP CWV Interaction to Next Paint — field only, no lab run can measure it | n/a | — | |
| CLS CWV (estimate) Cumulative Layout Shift | 0 good | → no change 0 – 0 | |
| TBT Total Blocking Time | 0 ms good | → no change 0 ms – 0 ms | |
| FCP First Contentful Paint | 906 ms good | ↓ -15 ms (-1.6%) 888 ms – 921 ms | |
| Speed Index | 906 ms good | ↓ -15 ms (-1.6%) 888 ms – 921 ms | |
| TTFB Time to First Byte | 743 ms good | ↓ -16 ms (-2.1%) 725 ms – 759 ms | |
LCP Subparts lab observed, unthrottled
The subparts attribute LCP to your server, resource discovery, download, or rendering. Note that the Lab LCP shown above is throttled.
Page weight
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Page Weight | 792 B | → no change 792 B – 900 B | |
| Requests | 1 | → no change 1 – 1 | |
| Third-party Weight | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B | |
| Third-party CPU | 0 ms | → no change 0 ms – 0 ms | |
| Unused JS | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B | |
| Unused CSS | 0 B | → no change 0 B – 0 B |
By resource type
- document 100% 792 B · 1 req
Without JavaScript
The same load, photographed twice at 412×823: once with scripts disabled, once as rendered.
0.5% of pixels differ — they are nearly identical. A shifted layout counts as difference, so a <noscript> banner alone can account for a large figure.
Page health
| Metric | Value | Change / range | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Thread Work | 61 ms | ↓ -18 ms (-22.7%) significant 61 ms – 80 ms | |
| Long Tasks | 0 | → no change 0 – 0 | |
| DOM Elements | 27 | → no change 27 – 27 | |
| Axe Violations Violating nodes from a full Axe CLI run (more than Lighthouse reports) | 1 | → no change 1 – 1 | |
| A11y Failures | 0 | → no change 0 – 0 | |
| A11y Failing Nodes | 0 | → no change 0 – 0 |
Main thread work
Axe violations axe-core 4.13.0, full rule set
1 violating node across 1 rule, 77 passing. This is a standalone Axe CLI run and is stricter than the subset Lighthouse already includes.
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moderate
region— All page content should be contained by landmarks 1 node
Hygiene
Measurement log
Every stored run for this URL, newest first.
| When | Scores | Perf | LCP | CLS | TBT | Weight | Runs | Spread | Bench | Took | Archive |
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| Sep 6, 2026, 2:03 PM UTC | 100 | 906 ms | 0 | 0 ms | 792 B | 3/3 | ±0 | 4,296 +73% | 20.1s |
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| Aug 30, 2026, 1:40 PM UTC | 100 | 921 ms | 0 | 0 ms | 792 B | 3/3 | ±0 | 2,500 +1% | 21.6s |
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| Aug 21, 2026, 9:40 AM UTC | 100 | 888 ms | 0 | 0 ms | 900 B | 3/3 | ±0 | 2,286 -8% | 20.9s |
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