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Ranks Overall #1,058 Astro Showcase #84

Data from Oct 2, 2026, 6:53 AM UTC 16h old Measured once a month · 1 run since Oct 2, 2026

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Lab data is measured using Lighthouse, Mobile mode unless otherwise specified. Field data is reported from Chrome UX Report (using p75 measurements).

Stack

Built with Astro

Uses React

Cu Hosted by Curiosity

Lighthouse Scores LAB Simulated

Performance

no change

100

Accessibility

no change

Best Practices

no change

100

SEO

no change

Metrics LAB FIELD

Core Web Vitals: passing 3 of 3 assessed from real Chrome users.

Field figures are the p75 across real Chrome users over a 28-day trailing window (2026-09-02 → 2026-09-29), url-level.

Metric	Lab Simulated	Field
LCP CWV Largest Contentful Paint	4.45 s poor	— 4.45 s – 4.45 s	1.75 s good	89.3% 9.2% 1.5%
INP CWV Interaction to Next Paint — field only, no lab run can measure it	n/a	—	105 ms good	90.6% 9.4% 0%
CLS CWV Cumulative Layout Shift	0 good	— 0 – 0	0 good	97.7% 0% 2.3%
TBT Total Blocking Time	247 ms needs work	— 247 ms – 247 ms	n/a	—
FCP First Contentful Paint	2.34 s needs work	— 2.34 s – 2.34 s	1.37 s good	86.5% 11.9% 1.6%
Speed Index	2.34 s good	— 2.34 s – 2.34 s	n/a	—
TTFB Time to First Byte	610 ms good	— 610 ms – 610 ms	805 ms needs work	74.9% 22.1% 3.1%

Metric

Lab Simulated

Field

Value

Change / range

Trend

p75

Distribution

LCP CWV Largest Contentful Paint

4.45 s poor

— 4.45 s – 4.45 s

1.75 s good

89.3% 9.2% 1.5%

INP CWV Interaction to Next Paint — field only, no lab run can measure it

n/a

—

105 ms good

90.6% 9.4% 0%

CLS CWV Cumulative Layout Shift

0 good

— 0 – 0

0 good

97.7% 0% 2.3%

TBT Total Blocking Time

247 ms needs work

— 247 ms – 247 ms

n/a

—

FCP First Contentful Paint

2.34 s needs work

— 2.34 s – 2.34 s

1.37 s good

86.5% 11.9% 1.6%

Speed Index

2.34 s good

— 2.34 s – 2.34 s

n/a

—

TTFB Time to First Byte

610 ms good

— 610 ms – 610 ms

805 ms needs work

74.9% 22.1% 3.1%

LCP Subparts LAB Unthrottled

The subparts attribute LCP to your server, resource discovery, download, or rendering. Note that the Lab LCP shown above is a simulated throttled estimate.

element render delay 154 ms

time to first byte 64 ms

resource load delay 11 ms

resource load duration 11 ms

LCP LAB Simulated vs LCP FIELD

Lab 4.45 s

Field p75 1.75 s

The lab LCP is 2.55× the field p75 — real users likely have above-average hardware or network connectivity.

Page weight

Metric	Value	Change / range
Page Weight	1.21 MB	— 1.21 MB – 1.21 MB
Requests	73	— 73 – 73
Third-party Weight	471 kB	— 471 kB – 471 kB
Third-party CPU	143 ms	— 143 ms – 143 ms
Unused JS	249 kB	— 249 kB – 249 kB
Unused CSS	0 B	— 0 B – 0 B

Metric

Value

Change / range

Trend

Page Weight

1.21 MB

— 1.21 MB – 1.21 MB

Requests

— 73 – 73

Third-party Weight

471 kB

— 471 kB – 471 kB

Third-party CPU

143 ms

— 143 ms – 143 ms

Unused JS

249 kB

— 249 kB – 249 kB

Unused CSS

0 B

— 0 B – 0 B

By resource type

Type	Share	Size	Requests
script	58.3%	707 kB	51
font	16.5%	201 kB	2
image	16.2%	197 kB	10
document	6.1%	73.9 kB	1
stylesheet	1.7%	21.1 kB	4
other	1.2%	14.4 kB	4
Total		1.21 MB	73

Third parties 3 entities

Entity	Transfer	Size	Main thread Simulated
Google Tag Manager	script	327 kB	93 ms
iubenda	script	120 kB	47 ms
cal.com		23.9 kB	3 ms
Total		471 kB	143 ms

Entity

Transfer

Size

Main thread Simulated

Google Tag Manager

script

327 kB

93 ms

iubenda

script

120 kB

47 ms

cal.com

23.9 kB

3 ms

Total

471 kB

143 ms

Page health

Metric	Value	Change / range
Main Thread Work	2.00 s	— 2.00 s – 2.00 s
Long Tasks	7	— 7 – 7
DOM Elements	1,124	— 1,124 – 1,124
Axe Violations Violating nodes from a full Axe CLI run (more than Lighthouse reports)	2	— 2 – 2
A11y Failures	0	— 0 – 0
A11y Failing Nodes	0	— 0 – 0

Metric

Value

Change / range

Trend

Main Thread Work

2.00 s

— 2.00 s – 2.00 s

Long Tasks

— 7 – 7

DOM Elements

1,124

— 1,124 – 1,124

Axe Violations Violating nodes from a full Axe CLI run (more than Lighthouse reports)

— 2 – 2

A11y Failures

— 0 – 0

A11y Failing Nodes

— 0 – 0

Main thread work

Task	Share	Duration Simulated
script evaluation	42%	849 ms
other	27%	549 ms
style layout	16%	320 ms
script parse compile	8%	156 ms
paint composite render	3%	51 ms
parse HTML	3%	51 ms
garbage collection	1%	27 ms
Total		2.00 s

Task

Time

Duration Simulated

script evaluation

42%

849 ms

other

27%

549 ms

style layout

16%

320 ms

script parse compile

156 ms

paint composite render

51 ms

parse HTML

51 ms

garbage collection

27 ms

Total

2.00 s

Axe violations axe-core 4.13.0, full rule set

2 violating nodes across 2 rules, 931 passing. This is a standalone Axe CLI run and is stricter than the subset Lighthouse already includes.

moderate landmark-no-duplicate-banner — Document should not have more than one banner landmark 1 node

Offending element

#sticky-mobile-header

<header class="_headerMobile_s8n9a_..." data-with-theme="true" data-theme-reset="false" style="--rgb-theme-logo:156..." id="sticky-mobile-header">

moderate landmark-unique — Landmarks should have a unique role or role/label/title (i.e. accessible name) combination 1 node
Offending element
1. #sticky-mobile-header
```
<header class="_headerMobile_s8n9a_..." data-with-theme="true" data-theme-reset="false" style="--rgb-theme-logo:156..." id="sticky-mobile-header">
```

Best Practices failures 2 of 17 audits

third-party-cookies — Uses third-party cookies 1 item
inspector-issues — Issues were logged in the `Issues` panel in Chrome Devtools 1 item

Hygiene

HTTPS HSTS CSP Clickjacking protection Origin isolation Trusted Types bfcache h2

Measurement log

Field history 25 weeks

Weekly p75 from the CrUX History API, backfilled in a single request.

Week ending	LCP	INP	FCP	TTFB
2026-09-26	1.78 s	108 ms	1.37 s	791 ms
2026-09-19	1.90 s	86 ms	1.60 s	911 ms
2026-09-12	1.67 s	127 ms	1.48 s	869 ms
2026-09-05	1.68 s	91 ms	1.57 s	958 ms
2026-08-29	1.68 s	127 ms	1.59 s	814 ms
2026-08-22	1.61 s	92 ms	1.48 s	698 ms
2026-08-15	1.68 s	92 ms	1.61 s	766 ms
2026-08-08	1.78 s	97 ms	1.68 s	824 ms
2026-08-01	1.85 s	86 ms	1.76 s	830 ms
2026-07-25	1.68 s	125 ms	1.54 s	786 ms
2026-07-18	1.76 s	115 ms	1.76 s	827 ms
2026-07-11	1.58 s	71 ms	1.54 s	838 ms

Week ending

LCP

INP

CLS

FCP

TTFB

2026-09-26

1.78 s

108 ms

1.37 s

791 ms

2026-09-19

1.90 s

86 ms

1.60 s

911 ms

2026-09-12

1.67 s

127 ms

1.48 s

869 ms

2026-09-05

1.68 s

91 ms

1.57 s

958 ms

2026-08-29

1.68 s

127 ms

1.59 s

814 ms

2026-08-22

1.61 s

92 ms

1.48 s

698 ms

2026-08-15

1.68 s

92 ms

1.61 s

766 ms

2026-08-08

1.78 s

97 ms

1.68 s

824 ms

2026-08-01

1.85 s

86 ms

1.76 s

830 ms

2026-07-25

1.68 s

125 ms

1.54 s

786 ms

2026-07-18

1.76 s

115 ms

1.76 s

827 ms

2026-07-11

1.58 s

71 ms

1.54 s

838 ms

Runs

Every stored run for this URL, newest first.

When	Scores	Perf	LCP	CLS	TBT	Weight	Runs	Spread	Bench	Took	Archive
Oct 2, 2026, 6:53 AM UTC		77	4.45 s	0	247 ms	1.21 MB	3/3	±11	2,489 0%	29.2s	Wayback

When

Scores

Perf

LCP

CLS

TBT

Weight

Runs

Spread

Bench

Took

Stack

Lighthouse Scores LAB 🤖 Simulated

Metrics LAB FIELD

LCP Subparts LAB 🐇 Unthrottled

LCP LAB 🤖 Simulated vs LCP FIELD

Page weight

By resource type

Third parties 3 entities

Page health

Main thread work

Axe violations axe-core 4.13.0, full rule set

Best Practices failures 2 of 17 audits

Hygiene

Measurement log

Field history 25 weeks

Runs

Lighthouse Scores LAB Simulated

LCP Subparts LAB Unthrottled

LCP LAB Simulated vs LCP FIELD